[Skipton]

Labour Pains!​

At Sunday School they were teaching how
God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs
Later in the week his mother noticed him
lying down as though he were ill, and she said,
'Johnny, what is the matter?'
Little Johnny responded,
'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.

 

[Gazman]

LMAO

 

[Barbara V]

Noooo !

 

[Marj53]

Love the little Johnny jokes

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's afternoon Joke, Why are Tesias so expensive? Because they charge a lot.

Saw this on Facebook this morning and thought it worth repeating, It is bad when you realize your wheelie bin goes out more than you do.