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Kung Fu Fighting​

I was sitting at a bar last night
and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me
and takes a sip of beer.
I glance over at him and ask if he knows
any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu.
He says, "No, Damn you man!? Are you asking because I'm Chinese?!"
I said, "No, it's because you're drinking my beer."