[Skipton]

Knock! Knock!​

A police officer knocked on my door this morning,
but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent, but I was determined not
to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I can see you in there, sir.
Open the door." I said, "You're not coming in !"
He said, "I don't want to come in,
I just want you to step out of the car."

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Knock! Knock!​

A police officer knocked on my door this morning,
but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent, but I was determined not
to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I can see you in there, sir.
Open the door." I said, "You're not coming in !"
He said, "I don't want to come in,
I just want you to step out of the car."

Lol, poor bugger he is so frightened of police officers, even sitting in the car! Hahaha.