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Kiki and Eskimo
Maybe my old timers is catching up to me, I can't remember if I have told this one here.
A Kiwi & an Eskimo were driving along the highway, the car started to splutter & carry on & then stopped.
The Eskimo pulled the bonnet & both of them were looking & the Kiwi said - I think I know what's wrong, you have blown a seal.
The Eskimo replies - you can't talk you f--k sheep.