[SirExton]

Kids Today​

 

[Dennis]

I was once in the queue with my wife when we had done our weekly shopping and the cashier held up a vegetable and said what is this and everyone in the queue shouted it's a Parsnip.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. One w/e Henry came home from college. He burst through the door of his parents house house and said,"? "mom am I adopted," of cause not!" replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?' Henry showed her his genealogy test results: no match for any of his relatives but a strong matches for a family in the same geographic area, Perturbed, his mother called her husband in. Honey, Henry did a DNA test and ...and ...I do not know how to sat this, but he may not be our son. " Well, obviously!" replied her husband, What do you mean? " It was your idea in the first place!" her husband continued. Don't you remember, that first night in the hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry scream and cry. so you asked me to change him. Well, I picked a good one! Henry here has rarely given us any trouble at all

I hope this has not sent you wondering Ha Ha.

 

[chinkapook]

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