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KID'S BIBLE QUIZ​

KIDS BIBLE QUIZ

A group of children were asked questions about the Bible. Here are their responses, exactly as written by them.

1. In the first book of the bible, Guinness. god got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
7. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
9. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
10. Moses died before he ever reached canada then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of geritol.
11. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
12. David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
13. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

 

[EdaMund]

I couldn't help but chuckle at those kids' Bible quiz responses – they've got some wild imaginations! I recently discovered some fascinating tales about fallen angels in the Bible. These stories delve into the complex relationships between angels and humans, and they add another layer of depth to the biblical narrative.Exploring these fallen angels' stories made me appreciate the richness of biblical literature even more. It's like peeling back layers of history and myth, and you might find some thought-provoking insights along the way.