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Just Two
10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
At the Pearly Gates St Peter says '' If any of you are Paedophiles you can **** off down to Hell' '
9 of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out ''And take this deaf bastard with you''
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The wife said to me last night ''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the ****.
Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.
