Skipton

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It really amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
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I just don’t know how a cemetery can raise burial prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer. Apparently, the paper was jamming.
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Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
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Did you hear about the explosion in the Paris cheese factory? There was De Brie everywhere.
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I started a dating site for chickens. It’s not my day job but I do it to make hens meet.
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit. It was a Lamb Bikini.
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The biggest step in a relationship isn’t the first kiss. It’s the first fart.
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I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.
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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis-a-brie?
 
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