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Just Not Feeling It!
A guy went to the doctor complaining about difficulties, 'down below'.
"Front or back?" asked the quack.
"Well..."
"Oh, come, come, Mr Davis, I'm your doctor. Now, which is it? Front or back?"
"Back"
"Then drop your trousers and bend forwards over my desk, please."
The doctor prepared himself with examination gloves and some lubricant. He pushed a finger up his patient's back passage.
"Found anything, doctor?"
"Well, there is something here. I'll have to use a second finger. Now, this won't hurt...Goodness me, what have we here?"
"Well, doctor?"
"It's a wad of money."
"Would you mind counting it please?"
The doctor began to count. At the last note he said, "Yes, Mr Davis, there's one thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine pounds."
"Hmm. No wonder I wasn't feeling too grand..."
