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Just Got It!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die.
To get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke.
The trick is that they must not laugh.
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell.
The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs.
Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs.
God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds,
“I just got the first joke!”
 
Just Got It!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die.
To get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke.
The trick is that they must not laugh.
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell.
The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs.
Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs.

God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds,
“I just got the first joke!”
Don't tell me it was about screwing lightbulbs! 😂
 
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