SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
I
Jokes
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because it's head is so far from it's body.
Tourist at top of Eiffel Tower: Do people fall off here very often?
Guide: No, only once.
Boy: Granadad, can you make a noise like a frog?
Grandad; Why do you ask?
Boy: Because Dad says when you croak we're going to Disneyland.