[Ian D]

Jokes​

Son: I've got a part in the school play, playing a man who's been married for 20 years.
Dad: Well do a good job and maybe next time you'll get a speaking part.


Pupil: Sir, should I be punished for something that I haven't done?
Teacher: No, certainly not.
Pupil: Great, I haven't done my homework.


What have Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun got in common?
The same middle name.

 

[Craftingnonna]

 

[Big Buzz]

 

[Veggiepatch]

The first one cracked me up!

Unfortunately it is soooo true....