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Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.
 
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Dennis said:
Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.
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Loved your jokes. Happy Birthday Dennis Have a grande day.
 
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Dennis said:
Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.
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Many happy returns. Hope there are many more birthdays for you, Dennis.
Does anyone know the meaning of "many happy returns", it is a strange phrase.
 
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Dennis said:
Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.
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Happy, happy birthday member @Dennis! Thank you for always bringing the laughs and lifting our spirits—you make our community brighter every day. Wishing you a day full of joy, good food, and everything you love. 🎂❤️
 
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Dennis said:
Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.
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Happy birthday, Dennis. Wishing you lots of happy surprises today and throughout the year.
 
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