[Geoff8]

Joke​

A blonde decides that she would like to learn how fly a helicopter. Turns up to the airport and asks instructor to teach her how to fly one.
Blonde sits next to instructor taking in all of the buttons and how to start it and then instructor takes helicopter up to a 100 feet and back down
After doing this for a couple of times he turns to blonde and says you can now take off yourself and jumps out of helicopter and tells blonde to take helicopter up to a 1000 feet.
5 mins later he hears an almighty crash runs out on to tarmac pulls blonde out of helicopter and asks what happened?
Blonde replies I did what you said but when I got to 1000 feet I got cold so I turned the fan off!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Oh no! Hahaha! Blonde jokes are the best

 

[Lancew]

With my experience with people so many dye there hair BLOND giving natural blonds that not so bright image

 

[Dennis]

I sent this joke ages ago but with a different story line

 

[andy]

A blonde decides that she would like to learn how fly a helicopter. Turns up to the airport and asks instructor to teach her how to fly one.
Blonde sits next to instructor taking in all of the buttons and how to start it and then instructor takes helicopter up to a 100 feet and back down
After doing this for a couple of times he turns to blonde and says you can now take off yourself and jumps out of helicopter and tells blonde to take helicopter up to a 1000 feet.
5 mins later he hears an almighty crash runs out on to tarmac pulls blonde out of helicopter and asks what happened?
Blonde replies I did what you said but when I got to 1000 feet I got cold so I turned the fan off!

ha ha

 

[DanielCroft]

I sent this joke ages ago but with a different story line

Sorry Dennis, we must have missed it!

We love our jokes here at the SDC, so if you have any other ones then feel free to share them! Ill make sure they get featured in our Newsletter

 

[WADuck]

So glad I am bald. lol

 

[Robbo128]

So glad I am bald. lol

A bald Duck!!!!!!! Blimey, what happened to your feathers?

 

[Vinylted]

I'm not bald, I'm an egg shell blonde....lol

 

[Grannie Sam]

I'm not bald, I'm an egg shell blonde....lol

Mum used to say that I was egg shell blonde as a baby!!

 

[Johno54]

God bless the blondes

 

[Possum Lover]

Blonds have more fun.
But
Never fight with a redhead.
And
Burnetts rule the world.

 

[Vinylted]

Blonds have more fun.
But
Never fight with a redhead.
And
Burnetts rule the world.

Truisms all around I'd guess. lol