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Joke of the Day (9 November 2021) - The Couple
A couple is reading in their living room after dinner, and the husband announces that he had a rough day at work and is going to skip going to his bowling league that night.
The wife nods and goes back to reading her magazine, but keeps glancing at the living room clock. About twenty minutes later the kitchen phone rings, the wife starts to get up to answer it, but the husband tells her he’s closer, so he walks into the kitchen and answers the phone.
“Hello? ... What??? I dunno buddy, call the damn Coast Guard!” and he slams the phone down.
He goes to the living room and resumes reading the newspaper. His wife looks over at him nervously and asks what the call was about, and the husband replies “pfft, some moron calling to ask if the coast is clear.”
