Joke of the Day (14 November 2021) - Never Mess with a Mathematician
A mathematician comes home at three in the morning.
![renderTimingPixel.png](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditstatic.com%2Fdesktop2x%2Fimg%2FrenderTimingPixel.png&hash=7d286b8f001c33ec5446e3d906a43587)
His wife has been waiting for him and says angrily, "You're late. You said you'd be home at 11:45!"
"Actually," the mathematician replies, "I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."