Joke of the Day (12 November 2021) - One of my Favourites
I lost my watch at a party once.
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An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him, and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman... not on my watch.