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Joke by member Phil R.
My wife and I have been married for 35 years. I have never let her look into the safe! But last week, when I went to the markets, she looked in the safe.
When I got back home she said, "Jethro, I've looked in the safe!
I said, "I told you not to look in the safe!"
She said, "There's forty thousand in cash and three eggs in the safe. What are the eggs doing in there?"
'I said, "OK I'll be totally honest with you honey! Every time I've shagged somebody else's wife, I put an egg in the safe!"
She said, "Well, that's not bad in thirty-five years, is it?"
I said, "No, but when I get a dozen eggs, I sell them! That's where the forty thousand pounds comes from!"
