John, Jerry and Mike on an island
John, Jerry and Mike have been stranded for months on a beautiful island.One day a bottle with a note in it spills out.
They open it and it reads: "I am a wish granting bottle.
Each of you gets one wish."
John immediately said: "I wish I was on my farm right now."
Poof, and John is gone.
Jerry looks and says: "I wish I was at my own house right now."
Poof, now Jerry is gone.
Old Mike looks around, scratches his head and says:
"Wow, I wish old John and old Jerry were here now!"