[Skipton]

Jew Better Believe It!​

A US Navy ship is anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening,
the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner,
"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered,
handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance.
They should arrive promptly at 8:00 p.m., prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation.
They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews, please."
Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the Captain replied, "Madam, thank you for your invitation.
In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation,
I am sending four of my best and most prized officers. One is a lieutenant commander, a graduate of Annapolis
with an additional master's degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design.
The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of North-western university in Chicago,
with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His master's degree and PhD. in Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering
are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.
The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU
and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.
Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship's doctor, with an undergraduate degree
from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina.
We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda."
Upon receiving this letter, the mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure.
Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer
(and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous).
At precisely 8:00p.m. on the day, there was a polite rap at the door. Upon opening the door,
the mother saw, in full dress uniform, four very handsome, smiling Black officers.
Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered,
"There must be some mistake." "No, Madam," said the first officer.
"Captain Goldstein never makes mistakes."