SeniorSue

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Jesus's lunch

An old nun who was living next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to where the men were eating. She walked over to the group with a big smile and said "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down "Yeah, why?"
The worker yelled back, "His wife's here with his lunch"
 
seriously tho': .......Apparently Mary Magdalene and they had a few children!!!!!
Seriously here too…..it’s wonderful to get to know Jesus life and the purpose of his life on earth!! He was never married and had no children.
No mention in the Bible, at all, of what you’re saying, sorry!!
 
Just because it wasn’t mentioned in the bible, doesn’t mean that he didn’t have any children!!??
 
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Just because it wasn’t mentioned in the bible, doesn’t mean that he didn’t have any children!!??
Everything about his life was told in the Bible. If he had been married it would be said. And being a perfect man he would never have children out of wedlock. His moral standards, his Father’s laws and principles were always taught by him to his disciples and he made sure they would follow them. And by the way, why would it have to be with Mary Magdalene?? What people portrait on movies is not true!!
 

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