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Jail Time

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail.

As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: – “Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger.?”

And the husband replies:

“Well, my love, what are you going to do?”

“Oh, Roger …! I spoke to the judge handling your case,”
“And what did he say, my love?”

“He told me that for every time I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year …”

“What !!! What a dirty miserable bastard and what did you say to that son of a bitch?

” Oh, Roger! We’ll talk about it at home, now grab your gear, and let’s get out of here!!…
 
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