[Vella Gonzaga]

Jack Daniels​

I went fishing one morning, but after a short time, I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in its mouth…

Frogs are good barra bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake with two more frogs!


A big thanks to member Kevin S. for sending this hilarious joke!

 

[Isabell]

Oh that’s a good one! Thanks!!

 

[Mindygirl12022]

That's a beauty, thanks.

Julie

 

[Imbi]

That is hilarious. First giggle of the day.

 

[Geoff8]

Funny

 

[Keverall]

I went fishing one morning, but after a short time, I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in its mouth…

Frogs are good barra bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake with two more frogs!


A big thanks to member Kevin S. for sending this hilarious joke!

That is an excellent Joke!!!

 

[GGMA]

I went fishing one morning, but after a short time, I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in its mouth…

Frogs are good barra bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake with two more frogs!


A big thanks to member Kevin S. for sending this hilarious joke!

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[Cezba]

I went fishing one morning, but after a short time, I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in its mouth…

Frogs are good barra bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake with two more frogs!


A big thanks to member Kevin S. for sending this hilarious joke!

love it