[Cheb]

I've decided to get married​

Boy aged 4: Dad, I've decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: Yes....Grandma! She said she loves me,
I love her too....and she's the best cook
and story teller in the whole world!!
Dad: That's nice, but we have a small problem there!!
Boy: What problem?
Dad: She happens to be my mother.
How can you marry my mother?
Boy: Why not? You married mine !!!!

 

[Ian Pott]

Good one

 

[Dennis]

Good thinking.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do some cows wear bells? Their horns do not work.

 

[chinkapook]

Good one

 

[Bob’s Buddy]