[Observer]

It's the thought that counts??​

I made my wife breakfast in bed, and she was thrilled by my thoughtfulness! I prepared waffles with butter and syrup, crispy bacon, and a serving of granola topped with berries and walnuts. But after eating and relaxing with a cup of her favorite peppermint mocha coffee, my bride’s thirty minutes of happiness abruptly ended when she came downstairs and discovered the disaster that I had unleashed in the kitchen.
I guess I should have gone with my first choice and fixed her some Pop-Tarts.

 

[Littleboy8]

Maybe next time some sausage wink wink nudge nudge