[Lindyloo]

It's just not cricket!​

The Rules of Cricket



You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.



Each man OR woman that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he/she is out he/she comes in and the next man/woman goes in until he/she’s out.



When they are all out, the side that outcomes in and the side that have been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.



Sometimes you get men/women still in and not out.



When a man/woman goes out to go in, the men/women who are out try to get them out, and when he/she is out he/she goes in and the next batter in goes out and goes in.



There are two men/women called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men/women who are in are out.



When both sides have been in and all the men/women have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men/women have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game


"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity" - George Bernard Shaw

 

[Veesa]

The Rules of Cricket



You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.



Each man OR woman that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he/she is out he/she comes in and the next man/woman goes in until he/she’s out.



When they are all out, the side that outcomes in and the side that have been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.



Sometimes you get men/women still in and not out.



When a man/woman goes out to go in, the men/women who are out try to get them out, and when he/she is out he/she goes in and the next batter in goes out and goes in.



There are two men/women called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men/women who are in are out.



When both sides have been in and all the men/women have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men/women have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game


"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity" - George Bernard Shaw

 

[Veesa]

Clever and amusing take on ‘ins’ and ‘outs’!

 

[Xe]

The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'

'Well, you're just the man for the job.'

 

[Lorraine Rea]

The Rules of Cricket



You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.



Each man OR woman that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he/she is out he/she comes in and the next man/woman goes in until he/she’s out.



When they are all out, the side that outcomes in and the side that have been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.



Sometimes you get men/women still in and not out.



When a man/woman goes out to go in, the men/women who are out try to get them out, and when he/she is out he/she goes in and the next batter in goes out and goes in.



There are two men/women called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men/women who are in are out.



When both sides have been in and all the men/women have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men/women have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game


"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity" - George Bernard Shaw

Thought it was going to be "left leg in, left leg out, in out in out, shake it all about." ha ha