[Skipton]

It's Curtains!​

 

[Barbara V]

Long curtains in the toilet ? They would have to be to reach the part you're wiping !!!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Beware this joke is a bit risky, True or false, Whilst serving in Jerusalem I was told that before Jews use Toilet paper they tear an hole in the centre, when I asked like others what they did with the paper out the hole, I was told they used that to clean under their finger nails. what a decision to be held with nail biters

 

[midgemills]

My version of this joke which I posted recently.

Do you know the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
Aha, so you're the one.