[Ian D]

Irishmen​

Two Irishmen Kevin & Paddy (god bless them) were measuring how high a pole is & everytime they pushed the tape measure up the pole & it got near the top the tape measure woul kink & fall back down, everytime they tried, the same thing.
An Aussie was walking buy & asked Kevin & Paddy what they were doing & they oblidged & told him & that everytime the tape measure would kink & fall back down. The Aussie said "why don't you unbolt the pole & lay it on the ground & then measure it?"
To this they replied " you stupid Aussie bastard we want to know how high it is NOT how long it is."

Go Qld

 

[Littleboy8]

good one

 

[Ian D]

good one

It must be your turn for a good joke

 

[Littleboy8]

It must be your turn for a good joke

I don’t do jokes I just enjoy them

 

[Ian D]

What did the sea say to the seashaw?

 

[Ian D]

I don’t do jokes I just enjoy them

What did the sea say to the seaashaw?

 

[Bridget Williams]

What did the sea say to the seashaw?

Sea I told you!

 

[Ian D]

Sea I told you!

It didn't say anything, it just waved.