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Irish Confessional​

An Irish man goes into confession, he goes to the priest and says "Father it's been two months since my last confession and the last two months I have slept with Fanny Green four times" All right says the priest, go and say two hail Mary's!" Shortly after another Irish man walks into confessional "Father it's been a month since my last confession and I have made love to Fanny Green three times!" This time the priest says "who is this Fanny Green?" Oh father she is a new woman in the parish, The priest says "very well go and say two hail Mary's and you are forgiven!"

At mass the next day a drop dead gorgeous woman walks in with a green short skirt, green shoes and long blond hair, every man in the Parish turns around to see her. The priest and the altar boy gasp, the woman in the green short dress and green shoes walked to the front of the church and sat down right in front of the priest and the altar boy. It was pretty obvious she was not wearing any underwear, The priest turned to the altar boy and said "is that Fanny Green?" The altar boy says, "I think it's the reflection of the shoes!"