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Irish Confession
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whisky and Waterford glasses.
On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
When the priest came in, I said to him.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replied, "You moron, you're on my side!!!!"
