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INTERVIEWING THE MAID

Daisy, an au-pair, is looking for a new family to work for, so when her friend
shows her an ad for someone to look after a family of four, she immediately
applies for the position.

During her interview, Rachel, the lady of the house asks her, "So Daisy, tell '
me, why did you leave your last position?"
"Well, madam," replies Daisy, "I can’t complain about the money, I got a fair
wage. I left because there were weird things going on there."

"What do you mean by that, Daisy?" asks Rachel.
"Well madam," replies Daisy, "one night a lot of folk were at the house to play
a game called Bridge. They asked me to help out serving the drinks.
Just as I was about to enter the lounge with my tray, I heard a man say,
‘lay down and let me see what you’ve got.’ So I didn’t enter. How could I?

Then I heard another man say, ‘I’ve got strength but no length.’ And then, when
I heard a third man say to a lady, ‘take your hand off my trick,’ I was shocked to
hear the lady reply, ‘you forced me, you jumped me twice when you didn’t have
the strength for one raise.’

Then I heard one lady talking about protecting her honour, and soon after that I
heard another lady say, ‘Now it’s time for me to play with your husband and you
can play with mine.’

Finally, when I heard one of the men say, ‘I think we’ll go home now, this is my
last rubber,’ I decided then and there to leave. So I put on my hat and coat and
walked out, never to return."
 

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