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INTERVIEW WITH A FARMER

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if it's the black one or white one when the answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: It's also mine.
 

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