[Skipton]

Instant Recall​

Murphy walked into work with both ears bandaged up.
The boss said What happened to your ears”
Murphy said, “ Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when
the phone rang, and I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss said, “Well that explains one ear but what happened to your other ear .”
Murphy said “ I had to call the doctor

 

[Dennis]

Ear, ear.

Dennis R's Morning pun. Knock, Knock, Who's there? Shelby, Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.

 

[Dennis]

Ear, ear.

Dennis R's Morning pun. Knock, Knock, Who's there? Shelby, Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.

 

[Gazman]

Probably had to make sure the iron did it, to be sure to be sure!

 

[Gunpark]

Be careful there is a third one coming.

 

[Reet]

Typical of the Irish joke

 

[Ezzy]

Made my evening Skipton, thank you. Keep them coming if you please.