[Skipton]

In the wrong club​

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Two Irishmen are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have

Sex 10 to 15 times a day?

"Aww, crap!" says his friend, "and I just

Joined the Knights of Columbus!"

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[Xe]

An old Irish man from a traditionally catholic family is lying on his deathbed​

All his family is gathered around them, when he tells them: „I have one last wish: I want to become a protestant.“
His family members are shocked, since they are all deeply catholic, but the man insists and it’s his last wish, so they get a protestant pastor, and the man became a protestant, the pastor cheering with joy, that someone from that family decided to become protestant

After the pastor left, the family members ask the old man: „But why? Why did you become protestant?“

With his last breath, the man replies: „I thought it would be better one of them dies!“