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In The Pink!
Mike goes into his local post office to buy some stamps.
As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man methodically
sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes.
He was also placing ‘I Love You’ heart-shaped stickers on the back
of the envelopes.
When he had finished, the man took out a bottle of French perfume
and sprayed it on all the envelopes.
Mike was curious and had to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed,
'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Mike asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not too good."
