[Skipton]

I'll Be Blowed!​

Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in Melbourne
where she happened to meet Father Patrick.....
Father: "Hey, you are Rosy right? I got you married
in Sydney, when I was posted there".
"Yes Father" Says Rosy.
He says, "How is your husband and the little ones ?"
"Husband is fine but so far, no children".
Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week.
I will light a candle for you there."
"Thank you, Father Patrick."
After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again.
"Hello Rosy, how's everything? Did you have any kids?"
"Yes Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids".
"Wow! Where is your husband?"
"Oh, he's gone to Rome all of a sudden...
Said something about blowing out some candle."

 

[Gazman]

I'll Be Blowed!​

Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in Melbourne
where she happened to meet Father Patrick.....
Father: "Hey, you are Rosy right? I got you married
in Sydney, when I was posted there".
"Yes Father" Says Rosy.
He says, "How is your husband and the little ones ?"
"Husband is fine but so far, no children".
Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week.
I will light a candle for you there."
"Thank you, Father Patrick."
After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again.
"Hello Rosy, how's everything? Did you have any kids?"
"Yes Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids".
"Wow! Where is your husband?"
"Oh, he's gone to Rome all of a sudden...
Said something about blowing out some candle."

Between apples and candles me thinks something is rotten in Denmark. Us Catholics take pleasure in using euphemisms for a good old romp in the hay!

 

[Marj53]

Love it

 

[MHM]

Between apples and candles me thinks something is rotten in Denmark. Us Catholics take pleasure in using euphemisms for a good old romp in the hay!

Yes, but should the joke be repeated every other day?