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If you could be an object, what would you be, and why?

Recently, I found myself thinking a very silly thought: I wish I could be a chair.

But before you think I have a few screws loose, hear me out! Saturdays are usually when I clean the house. But since I’ve been struggling with sleep recently, I overslept again and woke up around noon. On weekdays, I’m wide awake at around 7 AM, so that’s how out of sorts my body clock is at the moment.



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With the hours I lost to sleep, I had to squeeze my usual schedule for the day to do the same work in less time. It doesn’t take me the whole day to clean, but I’m sure you get my point. In the middle of my distress, I saw my chair and randomly thought, ‘I wish I were a chair, passing the days doing whatever chairs do.’ A second passed, and I let out a startled laugh at how absurd that line of thinking was. Who even wants to be a chair?! I certainly wouldn’t enjoy being sat on for hours as my life’s purpose. And so, as I do with so many errant thoughts, I dismissed it and went on with my day. My place is as tidy as possible, so well worth it, I guess?

But now, I’m curious, members… If you could be an object, what would you be, and why? Let your minds run wild and free with this one — don’t be shy!
 
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This is a funny one.

I have said on many times I would like to be a fly on the wall or a young child again so I could be free ,young and innocent.

But an object I have never ever thought of this but after thinking about this I would say A Plane , imagine flying and seeing many many places
 
In Canberra, Northbourne Ave in a bus shelter was a sign "When I die, I want to come back as a Zebra" Well, one day I came along with a big texta and crossed out the "Ze". Someone like it and wrote
" 😀 ME TOO" ...
I never thought about it much afterwards, but now that you mention it .. I think I would love to be a chair too.... BUT THERE IS A STIPULATION.. I want to be Sandra Bullock's Favorite chair.
Now that would be ecstasy hehehe
 
If you could be an object, what would you be, and why?

Recently, I found myself thinking a very silly thought: I wish I could be a chair.

But before you think I have a few screws loose, hear me out! Saturdays are usually when I clean the house. But since I’ve been struggling with sleep recently, I overslept again and woke up around noon. On weekdays, I’m wide awake at around 7 AM, so that’s how out of sorts my body clock is at the moment.



With the hours I lost to sleep, I had to squeeze my usual schedule for the day to do the same work in less time. It doesn’t take me the whole day to clean, but I’m sure you get my point. In the middle of my distress, I saw my chair and randomly thought, ‘I wish I were a chair, passing the days doing whatever chairs do.’ A second passed, and I let out a startled laugh at how absurd that line of thinking was. Who even wants to be a chair?! I certainly wouldn’t enjoy being sat on for hours as my life’s purpose. And so, as I do with so many errant thoughts, I dismissed it and went on with my day. My place is as tidy as possible, so well worth it, I guess?

But now, I’m curious, members… If you could be an object, what would you be, and why? Let your minds run wild and free with this one — don’t be shy!
I would be a mirror because people talk to you all the time 💁‍♀️
 
I would like to be tall, protected tree. I would give shelter to others who would enjoy my shade in the heat. I would listen to people talking and laughing as they sat under my branches chatting.
I would love the company and song of the different birds perched on my branches, and the children climbing all over me and laughing. I would see for miles and experience a new sight every day.
I would show off my latest seasonal dress to be admired by all. :)
Of course, dogs would not be allowed for obvious reasons.
 
If you could be an object, what would you be, and why?

Recently, I found myself thinking a very silly thought: I wish I could be a chair.

But before you think I have a few screws loose, hear me out! Saturdays are usually when I clean the house. But since I’ve been struggling with sleep recently, I overslept again and woke up around noon. On weekdays, I’m wide awake at around 7 AM, so that’s how out of sorts my body clock is at the moment.



With the hours I lost to sleep, I had to squeeze my usual schedule for the day to do the same work in less time. It doesn’t take me the whole day to clean, but I’m sure you get my point. In the middle of my distress, I saw my chair and randomly thought, ‘I wish I were a chair, passing the days doing whatever chairs do.’ A second passed, and I let out a startled laugh at how absurd that line of thinking was. Who even wants to be a chair?! I certainly wouldn’t enjoy being sat on for hours as my life’s purpose. And so, as I do with so many errant thoughts, I dismissed it and went on with my day. My place is as tidy as possible, so well worth it, I guess?

But now, I’m curious, members… If you could be an object, what would you be, and why? Let your minds run wild and free with this one — don’t be shy!
I would be a VERANDAH... because I could appreciate the breeze and be comfortable and view the seasons and see life all around me just doing its thing, knowing I was contributing with my part in it being appreciated.
 
If you could be an object, what would you be, and why?

Recently, I found myself thinking a very silly thought: I wish I could be a chair.

But before you think I have a few screws loose, hear me out! Saturdays are usually when I clean the house. But since I’ve been struggling with sleep recently, I overslept again and woke up around noon. On weekdays, I’m wide awake at around 7 AM, so that’s how out of sorts my body clock is at the moment.



With the hours I lost to sleep, I had to squeeze my usual schedule for the day to do the same work in less time. It doesn’t take me the whole day to clean, but I’m sure you get my point. In the middle of my distress, I saw my chair and randomly thought, ‘I wish I were a chair, passing the days doing whatever chairs do.’ A second passed, and I let out a startled laugh at how absurd that line of thinking was. Who even wants to be a chair?! I certainly wouldn’t enjoy being sat on for hours as my life’s purpose. And so, as I do with so many errant thoughts, I dismissed it and went on with my day. My place is as tidy as possible, so well worth it, I guess?

But now, I’m curious, members… If you could be an object, what would you be, and why? Let your minds run wild and free with this one — don’t be shy!
A ladies bicycle seat 🤣
 

I Like to be Air...

Air is mostly gas.

Air is all around us, but we can’t see it. So what is air, exactly? It’s a mixture of different gases.
The air in Earth’s atmosphere is made up of approximately 78 percent nitrogen and 21 percent oxygen.
Air also has small amounts of lots of other gases, too, such as carbon dioxide, neon, and hydrogen.

Air isn’t just gas.
While air is mostly gas, it also holds lots of tiny particles. These particles in the air are called aerosols.
Some aerosols—like dust and pollen—are picked up naturally when the wind blows.
But the air can also carry soot, smoke, and other particles from car exhaust and power plants.
These are major contributors to air pollution.

Air is important for living things.
People need to breathe, and so do lots of other animals—and plants! Breathing is part of a process called respiration.
During respiration, a living thing takes in oxygen from the air and gives out carbon dioxide.
This process gives animals and plants the energy to eat, grow, and live life!

Carbon dioxide in the air can be both good and bad.
When humans and animals breathe, we give off an odorless gas called carbon dioxide, or CO2.
Plants use this gas, along with sunlight, to make food—and oxygen too! This process is called photosynthesis.
However, large amounts of CO2 are produced when cars and power plants burn coal, oil, and gasoline.
This is bad because CO2 is the most important contributor to human-caused global warming.

Air also holds water.
When it’s a hot, muggy summer day, you’ve probably heard the word “humid.” But what does that mean, exactly?
Relative humidity is the amount of water that the air can hold before it rains.
Humidity is usually measured in percentages, so the highest level of relative humidity—right before it rains—is 100 percent.

Air changes as you go up, up, up.
Air seems light, but there is a lot of it pushing down on Earth’s surface. This is called air pressure.
You experience high air pressure at sea level because the whole atmosphere is pushing down on you.
The air pressure is low on top of a mountain because there is less atmosphere pushing down on you.
That difference in air pressure can cause your ears to pop when you’re taking off in an airplane or driving up a hill.

Air is a protective cushion.
On Earth, we’re pretty lucky to have an atmosphere filled with air. The air in our atmosphere acts as insulation, keeping the Earth from getting too cold or too hot.
Ozone, another type of gas in the air, also protects us from too much sunlight. Air in the atmosphere can also protect us from meteoroids.
When meteoroids contact our atmosphere, they rub against the air and oftentimes are burned into small pieces before reaching Earth.

There is life in the air.
Lots of living things make their homes in soil and water. But did you know that living organisms can also be found hanging out in the air?
These tiny microbial organisms are called bioaerosols. Although these microbes can’t fly, they can travel long distances through the air—
via wind, rain, or even a sneeze!

Air can move fast and far.
Even on a very still day, the air around us is always moving. But when a big wind comes, that air can really go!
The fastest gust of wind ever recorded on Earth was 253 miles per hour.
And as the wind picks up seeds and dust and other particles, it can carry them miles away from their original home!

253 mph / a wind speed of 408 km/h was recorded at • Barrow Island, Australia • April 10, 1996
The anemometer was located at an elevation of 210 feet.
Wind trace taken at Barrow Island, Australia, during Tropical Cyclone Olivia.
The wind scale is in meters per second.
The peak gust of 113.2 m/s (253 mph) a wind speed of 408 km/h occurred at around 6:15 pm local time.



Air pollution can ruin your outdoor plans.
Air pollution is measured with the Air Quality Index, or AQI. The lower the AQI, the cleaner the air is.
However, if you are outside when the AQI is over 100, it’s about the same as breathing in exhaust from a car all day!
Things that cause poor air quality are forest fires and cities with lots of car traffic.
If the AQI is higher than 100 you shouldn’t spend too much time outside.

So, my answer would be Air - And its Free... !


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My first thought was a mirror, I have also thought of being a fly on the wall, but that is quite dangerous lol, so instead I would like to be a rose bush, I would bloom and be magnificent, sending out a lovely perfume, yes I would be cut back from time to time only to rise again and bloom and be magnificent continuing to send out a lovely perfume.
 
I think I would like to be a picture at a country bar counter in a cozy pub, so I can listen to all the tales of the travellers and gossip of the town of course. 😃
 
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In Canberra, Northbourne Ave in a bus shelter was a sign "When I die, I want to come back as a Zebra" Well, one day I came along with a big texta and crossed out the "Ze". Someone like it and wrote
" 😀 ME TOO" ...
I never thought about it much afterwards, but now that you mention it .. I think I would love to be a chair too.... BUT THERE IS A STIPULATION.. I want to be Sandra Bullock's Favorite chair.
Now that would be ecstasy hehehe
A ladies bicycle seat 🤣
Cheeky, cheeky! :ROFLMAO:
This is a funny one.

I have said on many times I would like to be a fly on the wall or a young child again so I could be free ,young and innocent.

But an object I have never ever thought of this but after thinking about this I would say A Plane , imagine flying and seeing many many places
For me it would be a UFO and I would land and make contact.
A plane and a UFO! Interesting to see airborne objects in the mix. Flying on a whim does sound wonderful... 'I feel like going to Bali, I'll be back before dinner' :ROFLMAO:
 
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