If The Cap Fits!
For the past 21 years my wife has been complaining
about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit
and finally make my wife happy.
For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did.
Finally last night, she turned and looked at me and said,
''Why have you stopped cleaning your teeth?''
Marriage is a difficult relationship!!!!