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''If I Were A Carpenter''
Jesus was walking around Heaven one day. In a small, secluded garden He saw an old man, crying.
Alarmed, Jesus ran up to him and said, “Hey, now, what’s all this?
This is paradise. There should be no tears or sorrow.”
The old man wiped away his tears and said, “Oh, I know. I’m sorry.
but… well, many years ago, a son came to me through… well, let’s say ‘mysterious circumstances’.
After many trials he went through a miraculous transformation,
and a book was written about him that became known the world over.
I thought I would find him here, but I haven’t. I’m afraid I’ll never see him again.”
Wide-eyed, Jesus looked at the man and said, “Wait a minute… You weren’t, by any chance… a carpenter, were you?”
The man looked up in surprise. “Why, yes. Yes, I was!”
Jesus burst into tears of joy and held out His arms saying, “Father!”
The man cocked his head doubtfully and said, “Pinocchio???”
