[Skipton]

I Saw The Signs!​

I saw a sign on the train saying
"Please give this seat to an elderly person"...
So I unscrewed it and took it
round to my granddads house..

 

[Dennis]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of coat can you put on only when it Is wet A coat of paint.

 

[mOiOz]

Reminds me of this...

 

[Maccaroons]

Not even remotely funny !

 

[Bob Patterson]

Where is your sense of hummer??

 

[mOiOz]

Not even remotely funny !

You're right, he could get a hernia from doing that!

 

[Gazman]

Where is your sense of hummer??

Possibly upset over a match last night?

 

[gordon1940]

My Dear departed Grandmother had this impossible conundrum...

Why does a Mouse when it spins??
Because the higher it flies the fewer!!

I didn't get it , nobody gets it, but it has some sort of crazy charm.

 

[Luckyus]

My Dear departed Grandmother had this impossible conundrum...

Why does a Mouse when it spins??
Because the higher it flies the fewer!!

I didn't get it , nobody gets it, but it has some sort of crazy charm.

It's like if it takes two weeks to make a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?

 

[Littleboy8]

Reminds me of this...
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that’s hilariarse

 

[UruauP]

Clever.

 

[UruauP]

It's like if it takes two weeks to make a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?

Interesting

 

[BillyB]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of coat can you put on only when it Is wet A coat of paint.

I thought a raincoat