[Skipton]

I Quit!​

I had to quit my job in construction
because I wasn't big or strong enough!
I had to give them a too weak notice

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the difference between a sorcerer who raises the dead and a passionate vampire? One is a necromancer. The other is a neck romancer.

 

[novezar]

I'll pay that one ,Dennis.