[Ivory]

I Love Puns​

I would alter purposes to porpoises!

 

[Nevertiki]

Anyone casting aspersions in a bar deserves a clip round the ear from his munificent mother.

 

[Wandiwa]

You need to be more Pacific?

 

[blueevie]

I would change dispersions to nasturtiums

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you do with a green monster? Put him in a paper bag until he ripens.

 

[HelenB55]

I donut get it

 

[glennkidd]

I would change dispersions to nasturtiums

You beat me to it!!!!!

 

[Crestwood96]

Sorry you have lost me I don't understand

 

[Viellarde]

One of the best!

 

[mOiOz]

Berry Wood!!!

 

[magpie1]

Lost me.......Barman !., Give me another beer will ya !!

 

[Oitisme]

My fundamental facilities are disproportionately and insufficiently sophisticated enough so to suit that there verbosity

 

[Viellarde]

My fundamental facilities are disproportionately and insufficiently sophisticated enough so to suit that there verbosity

You get an A for this effort.

 

[Ivory]

I would change dispersions to nasturtiums

Me too, and purposes to porpoises!

 

[Ivory]

My fundamental facilities are disproportionately and insufficiently sophisticated enough so to suit that there verbosity

Pure gold response