[mOiOz]

I HIT AN ANIMAL...​

 

[Wandiwa]

Phone your roadside assist and tell them your car wont start and you suspect water in the carburetor.

 

[mOiOz]

Phone your roadside assist and tell them your car wont start and you suspect water in the carburetor.

Right now it might be a reality! (Cyclone Alfred)

 

[Ivory]

Right now it might be a reality! (Cyclone Alfred)

Only if one is an idiot and unable to understand or follow simple directions!

 

[Wandiwa]

Right now it might be a reality! (Cyclone Alfred)

If its not too late, don't forget to get your undies off the clothesline.

 

[Wandiwa]

If its not too late, don't forget to get your undies off the clothesline.

They are probably 3 suburbs over, by now.

 

[mOiOz]

If its not too late, don't forget to get your undies off the clothesline.

They're in a knot... I kid you not!

 

[Wandiwa]

I think Sebastian Bach wrote a song about air blowing thru a G string from memory?
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♪ ♫

 

[Wandiwa]

They're in a knot... I kid you not!

This is the only kind of knot your knickers will get into ...

 

[mOiOz]

This is the only kind of knot your knickers will get into ...
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WOOD NOT

 

[mOiOz]

If its not too late, don't forget to get your undies off the clothesline.

I used 2 pairs to cover my car..!

 

[Ivory]

If its not too late, don't forget to get your undies off the clothesline.

Unless you wear strings, then there’s no resistance

 

[Wandiwa]

I used 2 pairs to cover my car..!

Like the old joke .....
Somebody stole 1 of my girlfriends G strings of her clothesline.
She doesnt care about the undies, but she would like the 12 pegs back.

 

[Wandiwa]

What a great idea ........

 

[mOiOz]

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What a great idea ........

No, the ENTIRE car!!!!

 

[Ivory]

Like the old joke .....
Somebody stole 1 of my girlfriends G strings of her clothesline.
She doesnt care about the undies, but she would like the 12 pegs back.

You Wally, a g string would only need one peg. You were thinking alphabet strings I think.

 

[Wandiwa]

You Wally, a g string would only need one peg. You were thinking alphabet strings I think.

Have to disagree ... You might by your G strings from Bras & Things.
My girlfriend buys hers at Anaconda camping store.

 

[Ivory]

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:​

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

Have to disagree ... You might by your G strings from Bras & Things.
My girlfriend buys hers at Anaconda camping store. View attachment 70644

Last time, the very last time, I went into Bras n Things I asked the sales assistant for a specific sized garment and the teenage stick insect asked “Has madam considered losing weight?). I wear a size 8 person, canvas as it breathes better than other Options.

 

[Macarj]

Phone your roadside assist and tell them your car wont start and you suspect water in the carburetor.

Cars haven't had carburetors for quite a few years now

 

[Wandiwa]

Cars haven't had carburetors for quite a few years now

What???? Next you'll be telling me ridiculous stuff like ... there is no points in the distributor.