[Skipton]

I Have To Decline!​

A Yokel farmer and his wife won £5million in the National Lottery and when he asked her
what she would like to do first with all the money she said that she had seen an advert on
TV for a `Round-the-World` cruise and thought that would be a great idea,
it being the first time they could leave the farm in their foreman’s hands.
They immediately booked passage on P&O`s first sailing and away they went to taste life afloat for themselves.
Their first full day at sea they were seated in the `First Class dining room having their first `formal` dinner of their lives.
He had on his best Wellies and new braces, she a Little Black Dior outfit. As he got himself comfortable, braces down,
trousers open and silk scarf on the chair back, the Captain made his entrance and stood incredulously watching the antics.
Upon taking his own seat he called his steward and asked whom that fellow was.
The steward brought him up to speed telling him about their lottery win etc etc.
The `Old Man` pondered for a while and he instructed the steward to ask the Farmer
and his Good Lady if they would like to join him at his table the following evening.
The steward dutifully conveyed this message to the farmer and his wife.
The farmer gave the steward a quizzical look and blurted out..........
" ARE YOU EFFIN MAD ? PAYING ALL THIS MONEY FOR A CRUISE AND THEN TO END UP HAVING TO EAT WITH THE CREW"