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Danielle F.

Danielle F.

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I had a horrible dream...

I had a horrible dream that disco was making a comeback.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
 
🤣🤣🤣
 
I dreamt that the Grim Reaper had come for me and I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner.
I was Dyson with Death.
 
But did you survive....
No I didn’t.
But I arrived at the Pearly Gates with two other blokes and St Peter said you can only enter if you’ve got something to contribute to the Christmas in July party… the first bloke pulled out his jangling car keys… he said ‘Xmas bells’… ‘You’re in’
Second bloke pulled out his cigarette lighter… ‘Xmas candle’… ‘You’re in’
I pulled out a G String… ‘What’s that’… ‘Carols’.
 
You go girl
 

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