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''I Can't Sleep''
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do)
& I noticed a strange individual who looked like a terrorist with a knife in his hand,
sneaking through my next door neighbour’s back garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked
him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave in the vegie patch and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned
my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.
”What” she said
"That bastard next door has still got my shovel.".
