Skipton

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''I Cannot Tell a Lie!''

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter - and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen, and the little boy decided that that was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
So, he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."

 
Please remember that other people may not have seen certain jokes before. And others, like me, don't mind reading them again.
You are in danger of becoming rather a bore. How about you buy a joke book and send in some "new ones please"?
So we can all say "New ones please.....we have all heard that before"....
 
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Bloody hell. Whinging Barb V went away for a while. Two "New ones please" this week. Put up or shut up and stop trying to bring other people's happiness down. Better still, go away again and this time stay away.
 
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