[Skipton]

I Before He!​

Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around
the reception when he notices a sign on the wall.
He asks the owner, "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says,
"Well, I'm the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"
Paddy says, "Well, on that sign there it says,
'Guests have to be in before you!' "
The owner replies, "You seem to have misunderstood Sir!
It says, 'Guests must be in before 1 am!"

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Mum, can I have a dollar for a man crying in the park? What's he crying for? he's "crying hot dogs for a dollar.

 

[Brody]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Mum, can I have a dollar for a man crying in the park? What's he crying for? he's "crying hot dogs for a dollar.

I like it a lot. The use of words, can change the story a lot
He wasn't saying anything that wasn't
true, but there you have it. Did he get the Dollar for the Hot Dog ?