[Luckyus]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

 

[Jarred Santos]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

'I also stayed when your downstairs stopped working. I'm a bloody saint, if anything!'

 

[Catherines]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

That’s a very good one, but we still stay by your side. Said by ‘a wife’!

 

[nunna]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

Not funny, I think that's an awful thing to say.

 

[Dougal]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

What's the joke?

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I Appreciate Your Presence, But​

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.

"I think you're a bloody jinx."

Lol, Poor wife! what an asshole Hahaha.

 

[Darron]

Not really a joke. It just points up that the guy is an A...Hole

 

[Big M]

Poor taste joke