How was I born ?
A little boy goes to his father and asks,
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your Mum and I first got together in an online chat-room.
Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mum, and we met at a Cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-up appeared that said,
You've got male !"